Banging your head.

[Billy Dean]

I once ran face first into the back of a parked van. That smarted a bit. Broke a tooth.

 

[gianthogweed]

My wife beats me and spends all our money on bingo

 

[blue61]

My wife beats me and spends all our money on bingo

You need a bang on the head to be fair.

 

[Ashtonian]

I have a tendancy of hitting my head on the bottom of the top cupboard doors in the kitchen when i am in a rush doing something. Quite anti productive as it slows me down quite a bit afterwards.

And i tend to ingore the other half remarks that she keeps telling me to close them.....

 

[Chewbacca]

At 6'5" it is something of an occupational hazard. Those hydraulic automatic door closing hinges are a particular barsteward.

 

[orchard]

I just apply saw dust liberally every morning to help fix my noggin and cushion any additional impact. Win-win lids.

 

[Huyton Layne]

The poop pipe from my toilet heading to the main stack is in my basement at about 5'10. Which is just above my eye level and just low enough to brain me every time I'm not paying attention or wearing a baseball cap.