Bad things that the sun brings out....

[squonk]

jarg transfer rumours

 

[Kiwi]

kopites in full kit

 

[Jxg]

the cries of thousands of additional animals dying to provide the smell of burning carcass emanating from peoples gardens as everyone thinks sunshine is the cue for badly barbecued food, which actually makes them listen to dance compilations from 8 years ago, before they had kids, and they went mental in Abeefa....remember this one fran? I was off me tits all night in Manumission.......
I don't want to smell your death food, or hear your squeals of memory and regret and I think your kids should be in bed way before 11 o'clock....

Having a barbecue tonight, now.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Sweat patches.

The fear of sweat patches.

If you didn't buy 30p deodorant from Asda Smart Value range you wouldn't worry about such things.

 

[JDL]

Huge biceps with matchstick legs, why would you do such a thing?

 

[Fuleco]

If you didn't buy 30p deodorant from Asda Smart Value range you wouldn't worry about such things.

Dove original for women, it's the one.

If you haven't got onto female deodorant yet, you don't know what your missing out on.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Huge biceps with matchstick legs, why would you do such a thing?

*puts trousers on*

 

[Moomin]

Wimbledon and the upper class cheering on Andy Murray secretly wishing it was Tim Henman.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Dove original for women, it's the one.

If you haven't got onto female deodorant yet, you don't know what your missing out on.

Lol.

I just buy decent deo, does the job perfectly and I am smell and stain free.

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

Skinny chavs, with moobs, walking about with their t-shirt off, and usually pushing a pram.

Absolutely disgusting.

 

[Winter1610]

First Great Western train carriages. Hot, musty and cramped, and that's just me

 

[Baines' left foot]

Leg tattoos.

 

[Furey1878]

Happiness.

*retreats to ice cave