The Legend of Southall
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I feel your pain.Got the missus an exercise bike from the kids for Mother’s Day.
Ungrateful cow been given me ear ache for days since she heard.
I genuinely thought it was a decent gift and better than some 5 quid Tesco flowers.
Shall I take the bike back and get her flowers? Or just put up with the moaning for a few weeks?
Years ago, my wife used to regularly cut her legs shaving with a razor. She was always complaining about it. So one birthday I buy her an electric razor. A decent one mind, that can be used with water. She went absolutely spare. To this day, I still don't know what I did wrong.
More recently, during lockdown, I bought her some wireless head phones. She had been complaining about wired ones when using the tablet and baking. Money was tight, I didn't have a big budget, and they weren't the only gift I had brought her. So I did my research, and bought a decent pair that had good reviews, despite being cheap. She went mental because they weren't expensive ones.
Funny thing is, she gets pissed off if I ask for a list at Christmas. " But I'll be happy with whatever you get me" and " you always get me great gifts, so stop worrying." She says. Uh huh