Bad Mother’s Day present?

[john jako]

Got the missus an exercise bike from the kids for Mother’s Day.

Ungrateful cow been given me ear ache for days since she heard.

I genuinely thought it was a decent gift and better than some 5 quid Tesco flowers.

Shall I take the bike back and get her flowers? Or just put up with the moaning for a few weeks?

 

[Toast]

Any pics of her in the Lycra mate ?

 

[john jako]

Any pics of her in the Lycra mate ?

This is from the honeymoon in Rhyl.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Got the missus an exercise bike from the kids for Mother’s Day.

Ungrateful cow been given me ear ache for days since she heard.

I genuinely thought it was a decent gift and better than some 5 quid Tesco flowers.

Shall I take the bike back and get her flowers? Or just put up with the moaning for a few weeks?

 

[Toast]

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This is from the honeymoon in Rhyl.

Do they still have that Sun centre with the Wave machine there ?
Belter that was..

 

[john jako]

Do they still have that Sun centre with the Wave machine there ?
Belter that was..

Greatest place on earth in the 90s

 

[chrismpw]

Whats this? The father buys gifts for the wife and pretends they're from kids? What mad commercial activity is this? Your kids should make her presents out of macaroni and flour glue. Then she'll learn to be grateful.

 

[Rich1878]

Got the missus an exercise bike from the kids for Mother’s Day.

Ungrateful cow been given me ear ache for days since she heard.

I genuinely thought it was a decent gift and better than some 5 quid Tesco flowers.

Shall I take the bike back and get her flowers? Or just put up with the moaning for a few weeks?

Decent prezzie that ?

 

[john jako]

Whats this? The father buys gifts for the wife and pretends they're from kids? What mad commercial activity is this? Your kids should make her presents out of macaroni and flour glue. Then she'll learn to be grateful.

I 100% agree but am a little wimp who can’t take the mental beating I would get if I didn’t bother. It’s a scam.

 

[WilliamPerry]

Greatest place on earth in the 90s

I got verruca’s and an ear infection from there. Still boss though

 

[john jako]

I got verruca’s and an ear infection from there. Still boss though

You got out lucky by the sounds of it mate haha

 

[Toast]

I robbed some Wools Nike Air trabs and a Sergio Tachinni trackie top from there..

At least you’re honest..

 

[WilliamPerry]

At least you’re honest..

4 sizes too small though

 

[COYBL25]

Got the missus an exercise bike from the kids for Mother’s Day.

Ungrateful cow been given me ear ache for days since she heard.

I genuinely thought it was a decent gift and better than some 5 quid Tesco flowers.

Shall I take the bike back and get her flowers? Or just put up with the moaning for a few weeks?

Stick a vibrating seat on it, you’ll never get her off it.

 

[RomanReigns]

isn't there a fitness bike that has killed some people called the peleton and they had to be recalled or something