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Yeah the snip is bad, something very disconcerting about the doctor having a conversation with you whilst slicing your nut sack open. plus getting an injection right into your bollox smarts a bit. My other one was not some much a hospital thing, i had scarletina (similar to scarlett fever) when i was a teenager, horrible you get spots EVERYWHERE including under your eyelids and foreskin, and they swell, and are super itchy. but if you scratch them they scar. that was a fun five days of hell. 1000mg of pencillin a day killed that bad boy though, and had the rather nice side effect of having me high as a kite.

Morphine did that for me when I pretty much snapped my arm in half. I was screaming when I done it, 30 minutes later I was asking the nurse why I was in the hospital. My hand was pretty much touching my elbow.
 

Not as bad as half of the above but I had a kidney stone not to long ago, the moment just before you pi$$ one of those out is the most tremendous pain right through your c**k
 
Retch..... never broke a bone (except nose through fighting but that doesnt really count)

It's the worst pain ever. It's the knowing that it SHOULDN'T snap. Hearing it was arguably the worst, it was like a gunshot. I've broke my sternum too, had the weight of my ribs compressing against my lungs. I must have breathed through my arse to get oxygen in.
 

Kidney stones were sore, as was breaking my finger cause the doc didn't bother with an x-ray, thought it was dislocated and tried to shove it back in...

Worst was when a boiler fell on my wrist, crushed it and had to get some of my own hip bone put in there.
 
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