Backpage Monday Liverpool Vs Everton
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tim gabbott
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KINDERGARDEN KLOPP
German rages as Everton refuse to roll over for neighbours.
Jurgen Klopp was furious after the Merseyside Derby and for once was in no mood for banter or jokes as his Liverpool lost ground against Manchester City.
German rages as Everton refuse to roll over for neighbours.
Jurgen Klopp was furious after the Merseyside Derby and for once was in no mood for banter or jokes as his Liverpool lost ground against Manchester City.
Diogenes the Cynic
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Aldo in a flap
"John Aldridge's ambulance was supportively rocked on it's way out of Anfield by Liverpool fans at the game yesterday after the ex-striker and current drinker kicked out at a pigeon after Everton's fourth goal.
Unfortunately for Aldo the pigeon fought back and in the midst of battle it is thought he contracted a super form of Avian AIDS. Both Aldo and the pigeon have asked for privacy at this time."
"John Aldridge's ambulance was supportively rocked on it's way out of Anfield by Liverpool fans at the game yesterday after the ex-striker and current drinker kicked out at a pigeon after Everton's fourth goal.
Unfortunately for Aldo the pigeon fought back and in the midst of battle it is thought he contracted a super form of Avian AIDS. Both Aldo and the pigeon have asked for privacy at this time."
4737carlin
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Baccy teeth on borrow time as Everton turn Anfield blue.
Klopp punches assistant referee in shameful meltdown.
Everton shafted by a series of baffling refereeing decisions.
Alanbileysfeathercut
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Dolph was right with his knockout prediction, as punch drunk reds throw the towel in.
Alanbileysfeathercut
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Must've been one of Duncs
...Reds Dance to Everton’s Samba Beat.
Yarrgh
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Klopp Rages as Everton Bring Game into Disrepute.
Klopp's stunning rant included:
Richarlison play acting is a disgrace and got Milner a red card as Milner' s foot was only neck height and only connected with his head when he had already fell on the floor. Walcott bringing the ball on a 90 yard run from a Liverpool corner to slot the first was clearly offside. Salah tripping over his own feet when clear on goal would have been given as a penalty on VAR even though it was in his own half without an Everton player within 10 metres of him.
The premier league enforced the game to be played in Everton's home town with clear disregard to the Geneva convention. Also we were stopped from properly welcoming their coach. It was compounded by letting City and Chelsea play their games this weekend so we now sit in what would be 1st if 2 other teams had scored.
Silva's whining included:
We played well and held our shape. We worked hard and our team is coming together. A wonder goal by Walcott had our fans believing and we delivered. Richarlison should be fine after Milner's psychotic head height roundhouse kick. My main concern is for Jurgen who ran into the centre circle to strip naked whilst smearing himself in his own excrement whilst ranting about Ramos, Neymar and Gomes.
Klopp's stunning rant included:
Richarlison play acting is a disgrace and got Milner a red card as Milner' s foot was only neck height and only connected with his head when he had already fell on the floor. Walcott bringing the ball on a 90 yard run from a Liverpool corner to slot the first was clearly offside. Salah tripping over his own feet when clear on goal would have been given as a penalty on VAR even though it was in his own half without an Everton player within 10 metres of him.
The premier league enforced the game to be played in Everton's home town with clear disregard to the Geneva convention. Also we were stopped from properly welcoming their coach. It was compounded by letting City and Chelsea play their games this weekend so we now sit in what would be 1st if 2 other teams had scored.
Silva's whining included:
We played well and held our shape. We worked hard and our team is coming together. A wonder goal by Walcott had our fans believing and we delivered. Richarlison should be fine after Milner's psychotic head height roundhouse kick. My main concern is for Jurgen who ran into the centre circle to strip naked whilst smearing himself in his own excrement whilst ranting about Ramos, Neymar and Gomes.
Klopp kops it as Everton run riot.
Or more likely
Evertonions have weekend ruined by spineless display / dodgy penalty /referee
Or more likely
Evertonions have weekend ruined by spineless display / dodgy penalty /referee
The Legend of Southall
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Not just the back page, but an entire two page spread dedicated to how impressive Liverpool where. Probably either included a tactical breakdown of Klopps genius, or a load of gush about how brilliant they are.
This will be followed by a paragraph 4-5 lines long about us. They'll also mention our next opponents in it.
This will be followed by a paragraph 4-5 lines long about us. They'll also mention our next opponents in it.
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