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[zed]

aka happy birthday zed, i got a birthday card off of my old lady the other day, she wrote on it `access all areas`....... so anyway, i havent `got` my present yet, if you know what i mean coz i`m not the type of chap to wander into a strange neighbourhood all guns blazing, acting like i own the place - i could be out of my depth. any advice would be welcome

 

[EFCNIK]

aka happy birthday zed, i got a birthday card off of my old lady the other day, she wrote on it `access all areas`....... so anyway, i havent `got` my present yet, if you know what i mean coz i`m not the type of chap to wander into a strange neighbourhood all guns blazing, acting like i own the place - i could be out of my depth. any advice would be welcome

Lube. Lots and lots of lube.

 

[Sid James]

Make the most of it

 

[Deleted member 28206]

If you haven't got any lube, get her drunk, not too drunk.

 

[EFCNIK]

Poppers maybe?

 

[Sid James]

Don't let her look at this thread

 

[Blue 1]

Stick it in her ear.

"Access all areas", right?