Baby incoming

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Good luck mate, be sure to tell your mrs to stop making a big deal about the pain, they love that kind of thing during labour.

As her father it's your duty to ensure she is a blue, it comes naturally though and once you threaten other family members enough they learn not to try and sway them when they get older.
 
Many congrats mate.

Advice.

Read todays newspaper. It will be the last one you see for a while.
Forget about any sport/pub/social gatherings for at least 2 years.
Ditto re the bedroom, unless Mrs H fancies another.
Get some Anusole in. Honestly.
Get use to being on first name terms with people who work in Boots.

Its good though.(y)
 

Many congrats mate.

Advice.

Read todays newspaper. It will be the last one you see for a while.
Forget about any sport/pub/social gatherings for at least 2 years.
Ditto re the bedroom, unless Mrs H fancies another.
Get some Anusole in. Honestly.
Get use to being on first name terms with people who work in Boots.

Its good though.(y)

** Keep todays newspaper as well like.... **
 
When she's given birth shoot home and get some sleep, those few hours between birth and her bringing the baby home are the last few hours of alone time you'll get for a bit.
 
Go out with the lads and get pissed, this will be your last ever chance:lol:
 


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