Awkward things overheard at Finch Farm

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MapleLeafEvertonian

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Thought this would be a little creative thread. Things overheard at the training ground.


Coleman: "You know it been a while, think I might check my twitter"

Jelavic: Hey guys, you know why theres a barndoor with my name of it on the pitch? Kinda odd.

Moyes: Why are there tons of smashed eggs on the floor? Round: Oh T-How and Mucha did that catching eggs exercise again.

Distin: Guys I'm strugglings with this crossword here, the clue is "To win comfortably" any help guys? Whole team: Nope.

Hibbert: Oh Christ, Felli has brought his brother again, they are doing that mirror gag again.

Vellios: Oh leave Felli alone, he loves his brother, even let him play at Reading you know, what a swell guy!

Osman: Say why is there a banjo here with Jella's name on it? Kinda odd.

Round: Hey boss maybe its time we had a plan b for games. Moyes: Naah not into that type of music anyways.

You get the idea, do your best.
 



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