At Goodison today Mike Parry and Collymore

[Clint Planet]

Luis Suárez must be loving this.

 

[Pat's Van]

Too right pat. Hows jess?

*realises too late that a cryptically tenuous username based on former psychotic left back Pat Van Den Hauwe was a bad choice as almost every rep I've ever had relates to the lovable childrens character Postman Pat*

she's fine mate, thanks for asking

 

[ijjysmith]

@Atleastwerenotvilla

Nearly ace but @leastwerenotvillla would have been funnier

 

[Dublintoff]

Nearly ace but @leastwerenotvillla would have been funnier

Realised that after i wrote it:-D

 

[ijjysmith]

Realised that after i wrote it:-D

Still funny!

 

[Muggins]

Parry made me laugh when he invited Stan onto his Live TV show on the erm internet for a non violent straightener.

Collymore replied..."Sorry Mike, tomorrow i'm on Talksport and BBC1...".