Astrology

[Zen_Master]

I'm a professional Astrologer, is anyone else into it?

 

[Eggs]

...sorry, I'm not but good on you.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I'm an Aquarian Evertonian. Define me my friend.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

As a Leo, I'm predisposed to think it's all nonsense....

 

[LostLegend]

Thanks to Earth's wobble, astrological signs are, well, bunk. (Or even more bunk than you might expect.) Astrological signs are determined by the position of the sun relative to certain constellations on a person's day of birth. The problem is, the positions were determined more than 2,000 years ago. Nowadays, the stars have shifted in the night sky so much that horoscope signs are nearly a month off.

If this turns out to be anywhere near as hilarious as the 'Flat Earth' thread, I for one will be happy

 

[Jamo Martinez]

My stars told me you would start this thread.

 

[peteblue]

I predict this will not end well........

 

[Abraders]

Depends really..

Capricorn

 

[GBH73]

If you were any good you'd already know.

Oh, wait, that's psychics. Sorry.

 

[Sapie88]

Hello, I'm an Aries.

 

[Donald Twain]

Hello, I'm an Aries.

Thought so !

 

[Sapie88]

Thought so !

I'll ram you.

 

[Donald Twain]

I'll ram you.

I accept.

 

[rascal]

Are you a Wizard?

 

[Tramps_mate]

I'm a professional Astrologer, is anyone else into it?

You get paid? You know there's nothing in it yeah?