#askstevieg

[bluejock]

Who would win a foot race - Jamie Carragher or the erosion of the UK Coastline

Hahahahahaha f*cking hell

 

[mawders]

there is more at #askgerrard

#AskGerrard Do you always run 80 yards to celebrate a draw?
@phillferguson @John_Cross91 #AskGerrard Why won't Alex let you get a dna test?
@mrdanwalker After 600 appearances, did he really think he would have won less league titles than Bebe? #AskGerrard
@mrdanwalker in retrospect would he rather be in prison for assault than have to play for Liverpool every week? #AskGerrard
@mrdanwalker does he want to give up his Liverpool career and lace up Fellaini's boots #Finished #AskGerrard

 

[Baines' left foot]

"Who would win in a foot race, Jamie Carragher or the erosion of the UK coastline? #AskStevieG" (@StockportRed)

• "On a scale of Jonjo Shelvey to Jordan Henderson, just how bad is Stewart Downing? #AskStevieG" (@FootyHumour)

"Why do you start all your interviews with 'EEEEEEHHHH…'? #AskStevieG" (@AltFootball)

"Did you choose to wear number 4 for England because you're half the player that you are for Liverpool? #AskStevieG" (@DanEzekiel)

Does it piss you off that you used to play with Torres, Alonso & Mascherano and you now play with Borini, Shelvey & Henderson?

Do you think if you spent more time chasing the ball rather than the ref you would of won the league ? #AskStevieG

AND THESE FROM JI SUNG PARK
#AskStevieG would you like a photocopy of my Premiership winners medals?
#AskStevieG How does it feel, to look in the mirror everyday and wish you were Xabi Alonso?

Haha, that England one is good.

Did Park really say that to him? Great if so.

 

[zed]

that ryan giggs` missus one has got me pissing myself