Ask Bungle

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Your Agony Aunt @Bungle is here to answer all your questions.

 

[chrismpw]

Bungle - there's a poster on this site with such sexual deviation it regularly gives me bad dreams.

What should you do to yourself?

 

[CrustySack]

Dear Bungle,

I have a crusty sack. I'm tired of brushing the flakes off my shoes. What should I do?

Yours faithfully

CS

 

[magicjuan]

Dear Bugle, does yoghurt actually work?

Yours, he of the raucous rash

 

[cronullasharks]

Dear Bungle

I enjoyed the handjob

Sincerely, me.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dear Bungle,

I have, as a result of an unfortunate accident, got an anchor wedged in colon. Should I be concerned? What should I do about it?

 

[COYBL25]

Dear Bungle,

@Joey66 has advised me to spray poisonous cancer causing chemicals on the weeds in my garden.

I’m worried that he wants to kill my children and the dog.

Should I put them in the car and drive them to their grandparents house in Durham to save them from him ?

 

[Joey66]

Dear Bungle,

@Joey66 has advised me to spray poisonous cancer causing chemicals on the weeds in my garden.

I’m worried that he wants to kill my children and the dog.

Should I put them in the car and drive them to their grandparents house in Durham to save them from him ?

Too many Cummings, and going here lol
@Bungle I have had many PMs today over gardening questions- it's rewarding saved one poster almost a grand

 

[zzr45]

Dear @Bungle

A lady friend has asked me to perform a Cleveland Steamer on her. What should my diet resemble to ensure an enjoyable experience for all?

 

[magicjuan]

Dear @Bungle

A lady friend has asked me to perform a Cleveland Steamer on her. What should my diet resemble to ensure an enjoyable experience for all?

Isn't the answer spinach, chillies and butter beans?

 

[Bungle]

Bungle - there's a poster on this site with such sexual deviation it regularly gives me bad dreams.

What should you do to yourself?

I should continue to give you harrowing things to have bad dreams about because I don't much care for your feelings.

Dear Bungle,

I have a crusty sack. I'm tired of brushing the flakes off my shoes. What should I do?

Yours faithfully

CS

Stop wearing shoes

Dear Bugle, does yoghurt actually work?

Yours, he of the raucous rash

If you syringe it directly into the pisshole you'll be fine within a couple of hours. If it doesn't fully clear then soak your knob in cranberry juice for 30 minutes.

Dear Bungle

I enjoyed the handjob

Sincerely, me.

Me too

Dear Bungle,

I have, as a result of an unfortunate accident, got an anchor wedged in colon. Should I be concerned? What should I do about it?

Nothing to be concerned about, the rusty anchor will have infected the colon and your arse will shortly fall out, followed by other vital organs and the half dozen Syrian immigrants that have found it a safe haven for the last 6 months.

You'll die but the Syrians will get asylum so swings and roundabouts.

Dear Bungle,

@Joey66 has advised me to spray poisonous cancer causing chemicals on the weeds in my garden.

I’m worried that he wants to kill my children and the dog.

Should I put them in the car and drive them to their grandparents house in Durham to save them from him ?

It staggers me daily that Joey is still alive to offer advice so I'll need a few moments to take this in.

Too many Cummings, and going here lol
@Bungle I have had many PMs today over gardening questions- it's rewarding saved one poster almost a grand

With the current pandemic have you buried yourself a grave in the garden to prevent putting pressure on the NHS?

Dear @Bungle

A lady friend has asked me to perform a Cleveland Steamer on her. What should my diet resemble to ensure an enjoyable experience for all?

Nobody wants just one massive dollop on the middle of their chest, have a Madras so that you get a liquid like consistency for maximum coverage and slippage.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Dear @Bungle,
What's your advice on manscaping?

 

[Bungle]

Dear @Bungle,
What's your advice on manscaping?

Hugely important part of male grooming and if you can tie it in with your love of Everton all the better. Here's my effort after the Hummel deal was announced

As for your pubes, just get rid, saves on them getting clogged up with spunk.

 

[chrismpw]

I should continue to give you harrowing things to have bad dreams about because I don't much care for your feelings.

You monster.

I wish not to be harrowed.

 

[Paris]

Dear @Bungle