Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
Just heard on FSC Report that Arsenal put in a bid for Arshavin for get this, drumroll..........$12M US. Zenith didn't even decline that offer because they were too busy rolling on the floor trying to stop laughing. That offer was even 100X more absurd than the Arteta bid. WTF is up with them? Does Wenger walk into a Mercedes dealership and try to buy an SLK with cereal box tops?