Arshavin or Rhodes . . or the bank

Bedfordshiretoffee · January 23, 2012

Apparently Phil Neville tweeted the word Arshavin, just after the Billy story broke. Now he was either highlighting the fact the two don't get on. . . or are we in for him? Would you prefer Jordan Rhodes....or is the money on the roads... to the bank? Oh Neville removed his tweet after . . . three seconds, I am reliably informed, as you do when you think better of it.

FTY · January 23, 2012

Henderson?

ilikecheese · January 23, 2012

Neither play right back, so no thanks.

Bedfordshiretoffee · January 23, 2012

oops, well spotted. Maybe one of the mods can change the headline for me

Muggins · January 23, 2012

Phil needs to spend his time better, crossing and pointing.

EFCNIK · January 23, 2012

I would jizz everywhere if we got arshavin. Everywhere. I wouldn't be able to work or see my family or friends for days. Jizz would just be continuanly pumping out of me, like one massive jizz production line. A joyous jizz factory.

TheFinnFan · January 23, 2012

EFCNIK said:
I would jizz everywhere if we got arshavin. Everywhere. I wouldn't be able to work or see my family or friends for days. Jizz would just be continuanly pumping out of me, like one massive jizz production line. A joyous jizz factory.

me too, i would be jizzing like crazy

Goat · January 23, 2012

EFCNIK said:
I would jizz everywhere if we got arshavin. Everywhere. I wouldn't be able to work or see my family or friends for days. Jizz would just be continuanly pumping out of me, like one massive jizz production line. A joyous jizz factory.

Why?

He was good once, like 3 Years ago, now he honestly couldnt care less.

He defines lazy.

Matt Damon · January 23, 2012

Asharvin is a snide who just wants to go to Barcelona.

pfim · January 23, 2012

Arshavin wouldn't get a game here.

Wenger almost popped a blood vessel when asked about the second goal they gave up yesterday.

Tubey · January 23, 2012

Arshavin would be Bilyaletdinov Mark II at Everton. Would be an awful signing.

Seamus Colemole · January 23, 2012

MoutsGoat said:
Why?

He was good once, like 3 Years ago, now he honestly couldnt care less.

He defines lazy.

Yeah.

We'd be trading one could be decent but isn't Russian for a ever so slightly better version.

EFCNIK · January 23, 2012

Yes but I went to the zenit 1 0 and I said that he was there only player who looked decent, and I'd love to sign him. I scouted him ffs. If we sign him I will feel like I played a part.

ilikecheese · January 23, 2012

Arshavin doesn't track back. Baines is not the strongest defender. We are aweful on the right...I think Hoilett just made Neville look silly again. Our defense is leaky enough as it is...no need in bringing in a guy like Arshavin who looks like he really can't be bothered.