Argos beware - We've been Argosed

[zzr45]

I’m just waiting for the admission that the doors hanging off because Joey has been doing something completely wrong with it. Thinking he’s possibly been lying on it as he sticks his legs in the oven to prevent sock tan lines or something.

 

[COYBL25]

I’m just waiting for the admission that the doors hanging off because Joey has been doing something completely wrong with it. Thinking he’s possibly been lying on it as he sticks his legs in the oven to prevent sock tan lines or something.

It won`t be Joey, it`ll be his missus, after she`s finished todays chores of mowing the lawn with an ancient Qualcast hand mower, sweeping the chimney with her head and re poiniting the gable end of the house, using an unsecured double ladder, a bucket and a trowel.

 

[Goat]

In Joeys defence a handle broke on our old cooker, which we bought from Argos, now granted it was 10 years old when it happened, but I tell you what, it was an utter nightmare to put back on, you have to take the whole door off, about 10 panels, as I say, it was 10 years old and cleaning the oven is low, low down on my list of jobs.

I was dripping in sweat and grease, took me 2 days to finish it, the missus came home from work, saw the door off called me a useless tit and started looking at new cookers. I managed to sort it in the end, but my God.

 

[Jimishorts]

It won`t be Joey, it`ll be his missus, after she`s finished todays chores of mowing the lawn with a modified dyson hand mower, sweeping the chimney with her modified dyson and re poiniting the gable end of the house, using an unsecured double ladder, a bucket and a modified dyson.

Who needs all those gizmos when you got a modified dyson.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Will it let you put frogs and goldfish in ?

If so, can you pass the details onto Joey please.

Just tried, it said something about the forced labour of fish mate