Are you

[Eggs]

...yep, I support my local pub and bookmakers.

 

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

I am a pillock of my community.

A refreshingly honest post.

edit - Darn beaten to it

 

[Old Blue 2]

A fine upstanding member of your community.

No, I'm already gone...

(The OP will know what this means, but will the rest of you...?)

 

[kev]

No, I'm already gone...

(The OP will know what this means, but will the rest of you...?)

Not a clue mate. However, I refer you to my cushion. . . . . . . . .

 

[ToePeg]

Not a clue mate. However, I refer you to my cushion. . . . . . . . .
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Haha. Ripping that for future use.

 

[degsy]

This is a thinly disguised dogging thread isn't it?

pretty good disguise though - where?...so long as it's not @Bungle's

 

[Old Blue 2]

Not a clue mate. However, I refer you to my cushion. . . . . . . . .
View attachment 37286

And now, mein Liebchen, all is revealed.


The OP took his forum name from the above song at 1:28. And. of course, the song is 'Already gone'. Hence my post.

I hope you cushion is nice and soft to sit on, kev!

 

[lancs blue]

trying to get my birthday suit dry cleaned in the local dry cleaners wasn't appreciated. don't know why

 

[Groucho]

Slender people,
Can get through gaps...