They smell nice and make me want to kiss them, they're deserving of good pay.
Aww you and your tiny brain.
I am 100% jesting![]()
They smell nice and make me want to kiss them, they're deserving of good pay.
I was on the tube coming back from the Challenge Cup final stood next to a Leeds fan. Being northern he was chatting to anyone and everyone. These two lasses get on and squeeze in front of him. He nudges me in the ribs and says (in full Yorkshire brogue) "ah reet love being on the tube like thees, tha can smell girls hair", at which point he gives the poor girl a good sniff. Then he offers me a quid to give her a sniff before confiding in me that in addition to smelling unsuspecting girls on the tube he sometimes likes to rub up against them![]()
I was on the tube coming back from the Challenge Cup final stood next to a Leeds fan. Being northern he was chatting to anyone and everyone. These two lasses get on and squeeze in front of him. He nudges me in the ribs and says (in full Yorkshire brogue) "ah reet love being on the tube like thees, tha can smell girls hair", at which point he gives the poor girl a good sniff. Then he offers me a quid to give her a sniff before confiding in me that in addition to smelling unsuspecting girls on the tube he sometimes likes to rub up against them![]()
I did say he wouldn't have dared to try and sniff Maggie.
Maggie was boss. Stop crying.
I'll be cockin' myself when she's 'gone'