April fools

[Tigger]

Any good ones? I taped all the taps last night with sellotape so it shoots straight at the kids when they eventually rise from their slumber.
Already forgot I did it though and drenched myself with the kitchen one, guess I'm the fool.

 

[JLW]

I’ve just rearranged the plumbing and electrics in the house, so now when you turn the light on the toilet flushes!

When you turn the tap on the telly turns on!

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

 

[Joey66]

Any good ones? I taped all the taps last night with sellotape so it shoots straight at the kids when they eventually rise from their slumber.
Already forgot I did it though and drenched myself with the kitchen one, guess I'm the fool.

@Eggs surpassed himself today .... lol

 

[formerly manx toffee]

@Eggs surpassed himself today .... lol

No. @Eggs was messing with deranged children in an uncaring manner. Should be ashamed

 

[Littlesue]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Cels]

I assume this is an April Fools joke, but you can never tell...

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Adidas has banned football fans from buying German football kits customised with the number 44 after media raised their resemblance to the symbol used by World War Two-era Nazi SS units.​

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[carlos21]

I assume this is an April Fools joke, but you can never tell...

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Adidas has banned football fans from buying German football kits customised with the number 44 after media raised their resemblance to the symbol used by World War Two-era Nazi SS units.​

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Hi pal.

 

[Cels]

Hi pal.

Hi buddy, how's life treating you?

 

[carlos21]

Hi buddy, how's life treating you?

Well I have been sick again this weekend.

 

[Cels]

Well I have been sick again this weekend.

I'm sorry to hear that mate, I didn't realise you'd not been well. Hopefully, you'll feel a lot better after we beat Newcastle tomorrow.

 

[matty1878]

I'm sorry to hear that mate, I didn't realise you'd not been well. Hopefully, you'll feel a lot better after we beat Newcastle tomorrow.

please please please
please

 

[trueblue84]

I assume this is an April Fools joke, but you can never tell...

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Adidas has banned football fans from buying German football kits customised with the number 44 after media raised their resemblance to the symbol used by World War Two-era Nazi SS units.​

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It is very much real.