April Fools Day

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Happy April Fools Day.

Must admit to traditionally playing a trick on the family on this day every year. Favourite was when the kids were in their teens & I told them the toilet flush was bust, so had them using a bucket of water for most of that morning.

Got Mrs Eggs this morning, told her the 08.00-09.00 Sainsbury’s delivery was here at 06.00am. She jumped out of bed & wasn’t too pleased when I shouted ‘April Fool’.
 

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I despise April Fools’ Day in my line of work. Had to wait all afternoon to get a press release out for my company because “the brands” were all tying up the service so they could get their unfunny jokes ready to go out in the morning.
 
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Happy April Fools Day.

Must admit to traditionally playing a trick on the family on this day every year. Favourite was when the kids were in their teens & I told them the toilet flush was bust, so had them using a bucket of water for most of that morning.

Got Mrs Eggs this morning, told her the 08.00-09.00 Sainsbury’s delivery was here at 06.00am. She jumped out of bed & wasn’t too pleased when I shouted ‘April Fool’.
When later this afternoon she buries you under the patio, can you make sure you’ve got someone lined up to post all the daily transfer gossip?

Oh, nice knowing you too.
 

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Happy April Fools Day.

Must admit to traditionally playing a trick on the family on this day every year. Favourite was when the kids were in their teens & I told them the toilet flush was bust, so had them using a bucket of water for most of that morning.

Got Mrs Eggs this morning, told her the 08.00-09.00 Sainsbury’s delivery was here at 06.00am. She jumped out of bed & wasn’t too pleased when I shouted ‘April Fool’.
Should do it over a phone call so she can’t punch you lol
 
Fo my daughter this day couldn't come soon enough. She and her best friend have been chatting nonstop about all the pranks they were going to play on us. She even hang a white board to keep with the score. However, it was me the one who played a joke on her this morning so I'm already up a score lol
 
Fo my daughter this day couldn't come soon enough. She and her best friend have been chatting nonstop about all the pranks they were going to play on us. She even hang a white board to keep with the score. However, it was me the one who played a joke on her this morning so I'm already up a score lol
What was the joke?
 


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