Applying for the job of Wayne's driver.

[Gladystweet]

Still surprised Princess Diana got into his car to be honest.

Always wondered what happened to Bob the Pole...

 

[SerenityNigh]

Brass, Bolivian, beer and bud
I won't tell a soul, your secret's good,

Still learning me Scouse, but I don't think that rhymes...

 

[marnie]

Still learning me Scouse, but I don't think that rhymes...

It does.It's a Scouse 2 line Limerick. @tommye breaking and smashing boundaries for fun.

 

[peteblue]

that you pete ?


pete !

State of that car, I drive a jag mate........

 

[peteblue]

Coleen said I'm your new driver.....

 

[lancs blue]

Colleen asked me to pick you up....sorry about the duct tape, rope, shovel and cement it's my day job

 

[RomanReigns]

wayne is an anagram of wenya which is apparently a subzone of Jurong West in Singapore, or Enya with a W in front of it.

 

[tommye]

Still learning me Scouse, but I don't think that rhymes...

Pipe down luv x

 

[larbert toffee]

Dear Wayne, I am a fat, ugly,bald little knob head so can also act as stunt double or decoy if required.

 

[Eggs]

...apparently 'Big Ginge' got the job but I'm not sure if he's a GOT guy.