I'll be sure to stop by yours and pass a few quid in for yer missus too.
By a few quid I mean pork her!
It'll be like throwing a sausage down Bold Street after the EWOK has been hammering it for years.....
What if it's a foot long one???
Girth mate, girth.....you'd need to strap a plank across your arse
Solid Advice. I'll bear this in mind!
Oh right lads, I see how it is. Tbf one search and rescue crew have already met a gruesome end, I'd suggest a very long bungee cord.