Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
From the Hit Musical "Bill & His Amazing Non-Appearing Chequebook"!
"Any Player Will Do"
Bill Lowered down from above, wearing a halo.
I told my lies, took back my chequebook
I'll tell the fans "We Had No Luck, believe me i'm Bill Blue".
And on match day, the fans are weeping
and the team are sleeping
but any team will do
Wyness Entering stage left, holding a Ginsters
I'll get my coat, but there's a silver lining
A big payoff shining, from the boys in blue.
And in the east, the dawn was breaking
Kirkby was waking
Any stadium will do
Moyes Screeching in agony from the depths of hell whilst Bill laughs from above and Wyness eats his pasty
A broken bone, midfield without bite
My first team squad flew out of sight
Our seasons hope fade into darkness
The chequebook left alone....
Wyness
When will you learn, from the beginning
Bills plans were simmering, for the boys in blue.
The stupid fans, they are still hating
But there's no signing waiting
Any player will do
Moyes Now getting taunted by Martin O'Neill and Harry Redknapp, now also eating a Ginsters Pasty for some reason
A broken bone, midfield without bite
My first team squad flew out of sight
Our seasons hope fade into darkness
I was left alone
Wyness
When will you learn, from the beginning
Bills plans were simmering, for the boys in blue.
The stupid fans, they are still hating
But there's no signing waiting
Any player will do!
Very funny an inventive if nothing else.
"Any Player Will Do"
Bill Lowered down from above, wearing a halo.
I told my lies, took back my chequebook
I'll tell the fans "We Had No Luck, believe me i'm Bill Blue".
And on match day, the fans are weeping
and the team are sleeping
but any team will do
Wyness Entering stage left, holding a Ginsters
I'll get my coat, but there's a silver lining
A big payoff shining, from the boys in blue.
And in the east, the dawn was breaking
Kirkby was waking
Any stadium will do
Moyes Screeching in agony from the depths of hell whilst Bill laughs from above and Wyness eats his pasty
A broken bone, midfield without bite
My first team squad flew out of sight
Our seasons hope fade into darkness
The chequebook left alone....
Wyness
When will you learn, from the beginning
Bills plans were simmering, for the boys in blue.
The stupid fans, they are still hating
But there's no signing waiting
Any player will do
Moyes Now getting taunted by Martin O'Neill and Harry Redknapp, now also eating a Ginsters Pasty for some reason
A broken bone, midfield without bite
My first team squad flew out of sight
Our seasons hope fade into darkness
I was left alone
Wyness
When will you learn, from the beginning
Bills plans were simmering, for the boys in blue.
The stupid fans, they are still hating
But there's no signing waiting
Any player will do!
Very funny an inventive if nothing else.
