Any blue I could have a random drunk ramble on things about?

[Muggins]

OK thanks for being ****s. I'll just stick with the local manchester or whatever lovers then.

cheer up mate, get stuck into them.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I've chatted up the birds at Davy liver when I've been ready to go out.

" you sound gorgeous"

"YER WHAT LAD?"

 

[grandoldhead]

Sorry for that. Being drunk and on the internet is only good for shopping.

 

[Muggins]

Did you get a taxi sorted in the end?

 

[Sharpys top lip]

GOH i fukkin luv you, wanna neck......