Anti-Clothes Night

[harryjam]

Right, I have an "anti-clothes" night Thursday out in Lincoln. This means wearing anything but clothes. I've thought of making a skirt out of condoms, and gluing loads of blank cds to myself. Does anyone have any ideas for items I can wear? Getting stuck for ideas and it's approaching faster and faster...

 

[Kurt.]

Just put a condom on your nose mate... If people ask what you've come as just say fuk nose

 

[chicoazul]

You'll be the best dressed person in Lincoln mate, enjoy.

 

[bluejock]

Cover yourself in melted cheese and sawdust and say you've come as GOT.

 

[chrissyjack]

Wear a rs kit and say you've come as a sh**house

 

[EFCNIK]

Kill your parents and wear their skin.

 

[Penno]

Wear somebody's face. No one will question you

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Make your undercarriage resemble a Baboons at Knowsley Safari park and go as me.

 

[chrissyjack]

Tell everyone you mis-heard, and go dressed as your " Aunty " Mabel

 

[bluejock]

Kill your parents and wear their skin.

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Wear the head of a moose

 

[tommye]

wrap yourself in a large white bedsheet, paint a traffic cone white and wear as a hat. One Louis Suarez costume. Done.

 

[Kurt.]

Go with a naked bird on your back, tell everybody "I've come as a tortoise and this is Michelle"

 

[harryjam]

Some of the suggestions haha! Bit gutted, a bird was going to come here for pre-drinks, massive tits and desperate (average face but who cares) and she isn't now. Think I'm set on going out dressed with two whiteboards and not much else, going to tie them together with string and throw them over my shoulders and go out with pens so people can draw on them.

 

[Essex Blue]

Stick a pineapple up your arse.