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Ant’s Next tv series is gonna be...

I’m a celebrity get me outta here.

Live from Wormwood scrubs.

...'And we're back to the live trial, Ant Pet, you are taking on the eating challenge this year, you've just gobbled 30 penises in record time but you have to get your gob around 5 anuses, once done you come over to this station to drink the protein shake the boys have miked for you. Remember you can stop the trial at any point by saying 'I'm a celebrity...' but you will be beaten to a bloody pulp by all these inmates who think of you as their beyatch'
 

Ant’s Next tv series is gonna be...

I’m a celebrity get me outta here.

Live from Wormwood scrubs.
The vids of him stepping out the car, he looks absolutely tanked, but apparently he was dazed and confused from the impact.

At Least twice over the limit is my guess at best, and his Mam was in the back, how has she let him drive like that?
 
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