Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
Carl Court. Fooled us all proper.
My nephew had a small disagreement on whether Yak fouled him, or he handballed. No, he not only handballs, he falls over like he's been shot by a kalashnikov. He gets my "Van Nistelroy Horsehead Award" for great acting ability.
Didn't fool the ref, but fooled his "assistant". Second game where an Assisatant has cost us a goal (first v Blackburn). Given the time taken to decide on the incident (with countless replays on tv) technology would have sorted this on out in a minute.
And I think that Court should be charged with acting beyond the call of duty.![]()
I honestly thought he had dislocated his shoulder or soemthing the way he screamed when he went down. Knew he had given away a penalty so tried to pretend he was fouled.











