An Evening with Luis Suarez

Sid James · February 6, 2012

By some fluke or another you've won an evening alone, in a locked room, with the man himself, you're allowed to take 4 things in with you, what are they?

Let you're imagination free lids and be inventive

Mine

1: An Ipod that contains only .. The Crazy Frog...on constant repeat, strapped to his head

2: An enraged Honey Badger

3: Jack Rodwell

4: A Dentist .... sorry Suarez lad, only allowed 4 items so no Novocain for you

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 6, 2012

CHLOROFORM
PLIERS
TATTOO GUN
PATRICE EVRA

tommye · February 6, 2012

pliers
hammer
saw
rubble bags (for body parts)

Sid James · February 6, 2012

Good Choices so far, I think he should b kept alive to constantly relive the trauma though

blue61 · February 6, 2012

1. Boot polish
2. Al Jolson compilation cd
3. Mike Tyson
4. Key to get out

peteblue · February 6, 2012

A nice cup of tea, a newspaper, a radio, and big Dunc.......

Kurt. · February 6, 2012

a tin of pedigree chum flavour body paint and 3 rabid hungry dogs.

NewRadical · February 6, 2012

Four things? Just one for me -

The nation of Ghana.

ToffeeDan · February 6, 2012

Purple Aki (warm up act), Michael Barrymore, a gag & some Vaseline (I'm kind me!) - I won't be staying for the show though.

tsubaki · February 6, 2012

Jose Mourinho
a contract between Liverpool and Real Madrid for the transfer of L. Suarez
a photographer who leaks every picture he takes to someone on RAWK
popcorn

Summerskin · February 6, 2012

A contract
An Everton shirt
A signing on fee
A camera.

YEAH I WENT THERE.

bluejock · February 6, 2012

A chair
Handcuffs
TV/DVD Combi
Loose Women- Behind the scenes

EFCNIK · February 6, 2012

A stage
Several microphones
So Solid Crew
Popcorn.

Goat · February 6, 2012

Summerskin said:
A contract
An Everton shirt
A signing on fee
A camera.

YEAH I WENT THERE.

BAN FFS

I dont care how much talent he had, I honestly wouldnt touch him with a 20foot barge pole.

If we signed him tomorrow, I would never go to another game.

Kurt. · February 6, 2012

angleseyblue said:
a tin of pedigree chum flavour body paint and 3 rabid hungry dogs.

im gonna change mine on second thoughts,,, im still gonna take the chum body paint but only 1 savage dog now, my other 2 things would be a dentist drill and a roll of tin foil.....lovely on the old teeth that stuff.