Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Who's idea was this?
First call up for Ross Barkley for these must win WC qualifiers. Let's hope Jags and Baines keep an eye on him. Loads of sky 4 (or is it Sky 6 now?) beauts sniffing round him like Purple Aki watching the kids doing break dancing in Grange precinct in the 80s. They can just fcuk right off. ''Stop feeling his biceps you cnut Cahill''.
And if any of our lads (especially Ross) get injured, I'll personally burn down Lancaster Gate.
I sort of support England. I'll explain myself. I'm quite pleased when they win and on those exremely rare occaisions when they play something approaching good football, I can actually buzz on it. However, when they lose, I find myself laughing at the useless bunch of grocks. best of both worlds I suppose
These international breaks are a pain in the arse though. Someone on this forum suggested having the whole qualification process played in the off season. Sounds reasonable to me.
So it's the mighty Moldova first up. I'll be honest, I know fcuk all about these. They're bound to have some dead boss haircuts though, and one of them national anthems that sound like the brass band are all coked up (as opposed to ours were they sound like they're on valium).
Even without the injured Rooney, Sturridge, Wilshere, Keegan, Brooking, Finney and Lofthouse, You'd imagine Ingerlund will have too much for these as Walcott and Johnny Haynes seal the important victory.
And if we don't, we're back in the USSR on Tuesday for a really, really (no kidding this time) must, must, must win game against Ukraine. And I may well have a little chuckle.
Send my love to ye mar.
First call up for Ross Barkley for these must win WC qualifiers. Let's hope Jags and Baines keep an eye on him. Loads of sky 4 (or is it Sky 6 now?) beauts sniffing round him like Purple Aki watching the kids doing break dancing in Grange precinct in the 80s. They can just fcuk right off. ''Stop feeling his biceps you cnut Cahill''.
And if any of our lads (especially Ross) get injured, I'll personally burn down Lancaster Gate.
I sort of support England. I'll explain myself. I'm quite pleased when they win and on those exremely rare occaisions when they play something approaching good football, I can actually buzz on it. However, when they lose, I find myself laughing at the useless bunch of grocks. best of both worlds I suppose
These international breaks are a pain in the arse though. Someone on this forum suggested having the whole qualification process played in the off season. Sounds reasonable to me.
So it's the mighty Moldova first up. I'll be honest, I know fcuk all about these. They're bound to have some dead boss haircuts though, and one of them national anthems that sound like the brass band are all coked up (as opposed to ours were they sound like they're on valium).
Even without the injured Rooney, Sturridge, Wilshere, Keegan, Brooking, Finney and Lofthouse, You'd imagine Ingerlund will have too much for these as Walcott and Johnny Haynes seal the important victory.
And if we don't, we're back in the USSR on Tuesday for a really, really (no kidding this time) must, must, must win game against Ukraine. And I may well have a little chuckle.
Send my love to ye mar.
