Alien Abductions

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Lao

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Something really weird has happened to me twice now. The first time was about three years ago, then again last weekend.

At risk of being called a knob, crank, blert, beaut, etc etc, I don't really want to say too much, but it involved dreaming about what seemed to be aliens, then waking up next day with marks on my arm, like I'd had a blood test done. I didn't even notice them till Mrs Lao said what are those marks on your arm.

Obviously I am expecting to be totally ripped, but I am seriously perplexed here. Any thoughts/experiences/stories from the GOT population??

*Remember how seriously everyone took Danny when he posted about the goings on in his haunted house
 

It's common for people to inflict damage on themselves while sleeping.. I.E. Choking yourself while dreaming of suffocating Maybe while dreaming of being abducted you were grabbing your own arms unknowingly.
 
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Your wife is doping you up and making gay porn videos with your unconscious body and the unholy trinity

This could be a possibility! Why/how did she immediately notice the marks as soon as she woke up, unless she was in on it. Mmm.
 

Crack-head.

Post it in the Member Forum thing if you don't want to get it out to the masses, but regardless, don't be arsed what anyone else think - you know what's happened and it sounds ace so I want to hear the full thing man.

I reckon they bummed you.
 
It's comman for people to inflict damage on themselves while sleeping.. I.E. Choking yourself while dreaming of suffocating Maybe while dreaming of being abducted you were grabbing your own arms unknowingly.

There was no actual 'abduction' in the dream. No aggression/violence, or any physical contact really.
 
Crack-head.

Post it in the Member Forum thing if you don't want to get it out to the masses, but regardless, don't be arsed what anyone else think - you know what's happened and it sounds ace so I want to hear the full thing man.

I reckon they bummed you.

Probing the anal cavity is a common Alien practice
 

Crack-head.

Post it in the Member Forum thing if you don't want to get it out to the masses, but regardless, don't be arsed what anyone else think - you know what's happened and it sounds ace so I want to hear the full thing man.

I reckon they bummed you.

This is the type of response I expected from the likes of you. Nah, not arsed what the people of the interweb think, just wondered if there was anyone with similar stories/experiences. Really spooked tbh.

*Buys turquoise trackie and registers on davidicke.org
 
This is the type of response I expected from the likes of you. Nah, not arsed what the people of the interweb think, just wondered if there was anyone with similar stories/experiences. Really spooked tbh.

*Buys turquoise trackie and registers on davidicke.org

You're obviously that bothered by it that you still decided to post it on here, despite the distinct possibility of ridicule.

You know what's happened to you mate, so share it, seriously anyone who contends it will be a bit of beaut really.

I'd be petrified like.
 

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