"Alright Chris, do you fancy coming round for a bit of a BBQ?"
"I'd love to! D'you want me to bring my guitar?"
"I'd rather you didn't it's not that sort of area..."
"...Do you like mini kievs?"
"I love 'em, but my wifes vegetarian"
"Doesn't matter she can have fish"
"No she won't have that either!"
"OH FORGET IT!"