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Player Valuation: £35m
As if he couldn't be anymore detestable:


He looks more evil when he is smiling, a true sign that he was created from the sperm of Lucifer.
Wally downes was his mate and worked with pardew (at reading i think )and was a coach at west ham , when they played Newcastle over a post match drink downes had a bit of a moan about big Sam & pardew is supposed to have passed that on to Sam and downes left west ham by mutual consent . I'm Pretty sure that didn't do much for pardews popularity in the game.