NewRadical
Player Valuation: £30m
Don't you bitter blues realise this was all part of Alex Ferguson's plan to have Suarez ran out of the country?
With his team sitting just 30 points clear of the world's greatest sporting institution, Ferguson will do anything to stop King Brenny's march back to the promised land. Luckily the virtuous reds won't be deceived though, and now we won't be robbed of Luis' genius. #YNWA
Word on the street is that at half time Sir Whiskey Nose had Vidic kidnap Rafael (and whilst Terry laughed) Fergie applied jam to Ivanovic's arm knowing full well that Suarez loves his jam.
After doing so well to behave finally the alluring scent of the jam (flavour unknown at this juncture) proved to much for Suarez and was unable to preserve his dignity chomping into the Serbian with much gusto.