Airline stewardess

[monty]

> > A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Airport noticed a really beautiful
> > woman sitting next to him.
> >
> > He thought to himself: 'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty
>
> > flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?'
> >
> > Hoping to make her acquaintance, he leaned towards her and uttered the
>
> > Delta slogan:
> >
> > 'Love to fly and it shows?'
> >
> > She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
> > himself:
> >
> > 'Damn, she doesn't work for Delta.'
> >
> > A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.
> >
> > He leaned towards her again 'Something special in the air?'
> >
> > She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
> > scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
> >
> > Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: 'Smooth as Silk.'
> >
> > This time the woman turned on him,
> >
> > 'What the f *** do you want?'
> >
> > The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said
> >
> > 'Ahhhhh, Ryanair

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i prefer to fly Trans World Airlines.
on a lonG flight you cant beat a bit of T.W.A. TEA