Can you choose a boss aftershave for me please?
No.
I hereby hijack this thread.
Mick The Nick.
I throw down the challenge of a football off.
Okay first question.
Who's better at football, Leo Messi or Brett Angell?
In order to answer that question, you would need to clarify as to which postion you wished the aforemnetioned players to play in.
I hereby summon the off topic nazi mods to ban these horrors.