ACON vs Team GB(And MURICA)

[ijjysmith]

Out of my entire squad, I didn't expect Guzan to be the controversial one.

Joe Cole is better than Messi mate

 

[ijjysmith]

Large head illusion

Could be. Not sure why I always thought he was like a small keeper.

Part of my brain still thinks he is even though he's not. Apparently.

 

[RAFUH]

WHAT?!?

Why does he always look so tiny?!!

 

[ijjysmith]

Howard's kneeling down.

 

[SerenityNigh]

 

[ijjysmith]

That's not him. That's Jonjo Shelvey.

 

[Hellerad]

Could be. Not sure why I always thought he was like a small keeper.

Part of my brain still thinks he is even though he's not. Apparently.

He's actually a turtle person who is always 25% in his shell.

 

[RAFUH]

Howard's kneeling down.

ffs

 

[SerenityNigh]

Crazy good in goal, though

 

[RAFUH]

GUZAN?!? He about 3ft 6.

WHAT?!?

Why does he always look so tiny?!!

Could be. Not sure why I always thought he was like a small keeper.

Part of my brain still thinks he is even though he's not. Apparently.

Howard's kneeling down.

That's not him. That's Jonjo Shelvey.

Anti-American bias this

 

[Hellerad]

@ijjysmith I understand some trash talk, but a Jonjo Shelvey comparison is beyond the pale.

 

[Elong]

Beardo letting me down here ffs.

 

[ijjysmith]

Anti-American bias this

I've got American friends. They all say Guzan hangs out with midgets to make himself look taller.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I've got American friends. They all say Guzan hangs out with midgets to make himself look taller.

Oh, it's the "I have an American friend, so I'm free to say whatever I feel about them" excuse again?

 

[Rook]

You're thinking Rimando. And he can jump anything*

*including yer mar

Total BS that he never got a chance to play in Europe. It was like Anti-American bias multiplied by short people bias all over the place.