Absolutely useless stuff you come out with

[Groucho]

Simply, the stuff you say that make your nearest and dearest say "OK MATE".

I'll start;

Nivea after-sun smells like Premier Inn rooms.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

I told my darling girlfriend yesterday that a freshly tarmacced road in Leeds smelt like Butlins in Pwlhelli, a place I haven't been to since I was four years old. It just clicked in my head, sensory memory or whatever.

She had an 'OK mate' moment.

 

[ijjysmith]

'Blah blah James McCarthy is crap blah blah blah WIGAN'.

 

[Millea]

Everything I say really.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Everything I say really.

This.

 

[mezzrow]

Everything I say really.

This on toast. Smart girl, my missus. I'm full of it.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Anything I tell my kids to do.


Oh hold on, thats 'a waste of time' isn't it.

 

[peteblue]

When I say "the welsh are a lovely people".......