Absolutely ridiculous transfer rumour: Papiss Cisse

[benditlikebainesy]

£13.5m - and talkSPORT think we have a chance in hell of signing him!

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-n.../99/arsenal-and-everton-battle-freiburg-star?

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Huh!

*speaks slowly and clearly

We have no money

 

[jamieni]

Talksport is hilarious. Does a feature on how screwed we are without investment then publishes this crap!

 

[RFUS]

Hahahahaha.

 

[ricardobee]

Papiss take.

 

[Tubey]

"What two Premier League clubs need a striker?"

"Well... I guess Arsenal for squad depth, and Everton of course, but..."

"That's that then. Throw those two in an article with this lad from Germany and publish it."

"But boss, Everton don't ha-"

"Don't want to hear it, just get it done."

 

[Blue 1]

Don't know how anyone can listen to Talksport. It's just the radio version of The Sun.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Talksport must know something, maybe we are getting taken ove-

Wait, that'd never happen.

 

[Maltese Tony]

Talksport have they no real news for everton fans ,

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Talksport have they no real news for everton fans ,

you won't get Andy Gray to do anything for us, he'll probably hold back any mega scoops until he's due a pay rise and then use that to say look how ace I am.

can someone link R.Keys the shaving thread please, I heard that Karcher have adapted a pressure washer to take Immac just for him.