Absolute visceral hatred

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I’m a 6’5” 18 and a half stone, ex rugby number 8, goalkeeper and fast bowler.

Put a screwdriver or a paintbrush in my hand and I can feel tears of anger and frustration welling up instantaneously.

....perfectly acceptable, we all have things we’re bad at. I tend to get somebody in, it’s what mates are for.

I’m not too keen on going to the supermarket, I’ve left that to Mrs Eggs for many years although now I’m retired I go more than I used to. Saying that, I accept to being a bit of a snob with the shops I’ll go to.
 
When Friends is on the telly I simply can't be in the room. I can't put my finger on what it is I hate about it so much, it's just the mere presence of it makes me unbelievably depressed. It's not even a case of just not finding it funny in the slightest, which I don't, it's the only television program that I absolutely can't bear to be on.
 
When Friends is on the telly I simply can't be in the room. I can't put my finger on what it is I hate about it so much, it's just the mere presence of it makes me unbelievably depressed. It's not even a case of just not finding it funny in the slightest, which I don't, it's the only television program that I absolutely can't bear to be on.
It's atrocious, i really don't understand why its so popular.
 

I hate watching people who can't use a saw! Was watching a neighbour once in his front garden cutting up some timber, he was struggling and sweating like a pig. I ended up going over to him and telling him to use the full length of the saw and let the saw do the work. His reply was "it's just a handsaw though, how can there be a right way or a wrong way" He realised there was a right way when I showed him.
 
Any TV Soap. ANY....I start getting twitchy and circling a room. Start muttering to myself and cursing like "Aldo".

That and any film featuring Nicholas Cage.

Proper winds me up that he's paid millions for (over)acting a complete tit and here's me doing it in abject poverty.
 

When you never walk alone was played at midnight in the pub I was in at Nye I had to walk out and stand outside with my fingers in my ears while my date looked on in disbelief. Pretty obvious one though I know. The word gnarly sends me into a rage.
Same thing happened to me. The landlord, who I’m pally with, said oh it’s not about football. Yep, that’s why half the pub started booing.
 

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