Abel Xavier Told Me To F*** Off Away From His Car.

[JAYTALITY]

It was 1999. I was 11 years old and from Dublin. It was my first Everton game at Goodison. Jeffers scored in the first two minutes. It ended 1-1. Waiting outside in the car park after getting a picture with super Kev one of three players I seen. Standing beside a Jeep been there ages and out walks Abel Xavier I was excited until he told me to get the **** away from the car.

I jumped away from it in shock and my uncle brought me away and consoled me. If it had off been Jeffers or Campbell who said that, I prob would have giving up on Everton even though I loved it. Thank god I never liked him that much in the first place and hated him after it and then he moved to Liverpool, turned out to make complete sense.

I have been over the sea to watch Everton dozens and dozens of times since

 

[TX Bill]

Crazy that.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

You probably shouldn't have been keying it...

Little scamp.

 

[4737carlin]

I liked Xavier at the time, never forget when he went to the ****e, after the fury when Barmby left to go there then he did the same and no one was arsed.

Old guy that sat near me kept saying he reminded him of a pint of guiness when he had that blonde hair do

 

[dannyboy]

I liked Xavier at the time, never forget when he went to the ****e, after the fury when Barmby left to go there then he did the same and no one was arsed.

Old guy that sat near me kept saying he reminded him of a pint of guiness when he had that blonde hair do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0xDifH4NPE

Sums it all up.

 

[JAYTALITY]

Give me a time machine and I'd break into it on him, never mind keying it. Ha.

 

[SteKelly]

Makes me laugh the way you get them kids round Goodison especially by McDonalds car park on County Road and they ask whether you want your car looked after for a fiver. Bastards just get off at 3pm when they know you won't come back.

God knows if they still do it now

 

[blaggerblue]

I had totally forgotten that Gazza played for us

 

[noharmdone]

I liked Xavier at the time, never forget when he went to the ****e, after the fury when Barmby left to go there then he did the same and no one was arsed.

Old guy that sat near me kept saying he reminded him of a pint of guiness when he had that blonde hair do

Arl fellas can get away with comments like that !

 

[tsubaki]

 

[noharmdone]

Looking that sharp...

He can tell who he wants to fcuk off !!

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

in tears...what an absolute [Poor language removed].

 

[Fearthainn]

He's actually changed his name and is called Faisal now. What a cock.

 

[JAYTALITY]

That gypsy curse I wished on him worked. 1st Liverpool now that. The final outcome is he ends up as a shemale porn star.

 

[IRO1977]

Please tell me that's a character from Zoolander 2