A visit to the DENTAL HYGIENIST .......

[Bungle]

@Joey66 you don’t need to see a hygienist. Just take your teeth out and wash them in piss

They drain it from him down the hospital now and dump it so he's got no access to his own piss anymore.

 

[jaycee]

Look smashing them Joseph

 

[dow1978]

"Make me look like Kilroy"

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

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Herbert from the Simpsons is based on Joey.

Family Guy

 

[gonetomorrow]

I don't fancy being a dental hygienist. Imagine first thing on a Monday morning. Disgusting.

 

[cronullasharks]

I don't fancy being a dental hygienist. Imagine first thing on a Monday morning. Disgusting.

The smell of mixed spew, beer and garlic doesn't interest you?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I miss being able to lock threads.

 

[cronullasharks]

I miss being able to lock threads.

Aye but you can pile on without trying to attempt being neutral now.

 

[Methuselah]

No way there should be blood with a simple scrape. Frankly, given that my mental image of @Joey66 is one where he only has the one remaining tooth, the rest being worthers originals stuck to his gums. I think this is all just an elaborate front.

As I am on Warfarin, my teeth always bleed when I visit the Hygienist. They give me some pink liquid to drink but I spit it into the sink when they're not looking.

 

[Joey66]

In summary:

Due to having teeth like a well kept grave the dental hygienist at @Joey66 dentist had to enlist the assistance of a sheet metal worker with an angle grinder to polish his teeth.

He wasn’t happy with the price as his wife could’ve done it for nothing using an old Black and Decker with a wire brush attachment.

@COYBL25 before he goes to his Dental Hygienist -

 

[chrismpw]

As I am on Warfarin, my teeth always bleed when I visit the Hygienist. They give me some pink liquid to drink but I spit it into the sink when they're not looking.

Fairly sure that's what you're supposed to do with it - not drink it!

 

[witchdoc187]

My NHS dental hygienist at my great dentist changed today - its where they kind of angle grind and polish your teeth ......
Blood everywhere, I told her what was in the drill a four inch nail ......had it done over the last four years always done a good job .....after 20 minutes of excruciating pain she stated well I could have numbed your gums if you had wanted lol
It's £40 1/2 the price if you were at a private dentist to find my teeth are as white as anything all the plaque removed pity it was not like corporal punishment though.....
You clean your teeth well she told me but I have gone in-between each tooth where your brush can't reach just purchased something on the net to keep inbetween my teeth clean

What's this secret purchase? I used a cocktail stick to push between my bottom teeth and a ball of plaque like a tiny piece of gravel came out. Now I can squeeze a tiny part of my tongue between my bottom teeth like it's someone else's mouth. Welcome to the pleasuredome

 

[Joey66]

What's this secret purchase? I used a cocktail stick to push between my bottom teeth and a ball of plaque like a tiny piece of gravel came out. Now I can squeeze a tiny part of my tongue between my bottom teeth like it's someone else's mouth. Welcome to the pleasuredome

Every tooth in your mouth .......all around each tooth .....

 

[Pistonbroke]

I go twice a year and look forward to it, doesn't hurt that my hygenist is hot as f***