A telephone call

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Just had a call from some call centre, which I think is fair to say was based on the Indian Subcontinenet, about a virus on my computer.


Hello, is that Mr Bottle of Grecian ?

yes.

you have a virus on your computer, are you at your computer now ?

yes.

Ok can you click the widows logo ?

yes

What can you see ?

folders.

can you see my computer ?

how can I see your computer ?

what ?

how can I see your computer ?

no sir, can you see a folder named my computer ?

oh right , yes.

click it and can you also click something or other ?

yes

have you done that ?

yes ?

what can you see ?

it looks like a webcam, is that you ? yes I can see your computer now and your desk and things.

what ? you can see me ?


I think so, can you wave please ?

yes.

did you wave ?

yes

it's definately you then, who is the nice looking lady behind you ?

behind me ?

yes.

forget her for a moment sir I have an important issue that needs to be attended to.

I'm not like that mate, ask her to call me so I can see her cam

never mind her sir, can you see 'my manager' sir ?

I think so, is that him at the other side of the office ? get the lady to turn around


the one behind me ?


yes the one with the long dark hair, is she married ? get her to turn around before your manager comes, what's her name ?


the one with the long hair sir ?

yes, the one behind you.

It is a man sir.

Well he looks very feminine to me, feminine enough anyway when the wifes away.



He then got cut off mid sentence as I think 5 mins must be their cutoff.

so if you get this call, you know what to do.





I can't remember it all ffs cos I kept him there for 5 minutes but that's the main jist of it.

 

[Clint Planet]

It must be surreal being you.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

It must be surreal being you.

it made me giggle, and everything just fell into place to carry it on.

When he said that he was waving, I had to pause as I was stifling my chortle, I could then hear the woman in the background so that gave me a prompt.

I might remove my number from the tps database now to give myself some amusement.

 

[HSD]

I think I love you.


I normally just keep them on the phone if they have nice Irish accents. Which isn't very often.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I think I love you.


I normally just keep them on the phone if they have nice Irish accents. Which isn't very often.

I'm lonely this weekend, don't be saying things like that to me dimples.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I think I love you.


I normally just keep them on the phone if they have nice Irish accents. Which isn't very often.

I am liking your opening line there a lot H.

Just had another encounter with an Indian Call Centre (the male pop. of the forum will relate to what I'm gonna say more than the female pop ((female being singular most of the time)) tbh).
Called Virginmedia for something and got a very lovely sounding Indian of the female variety that informed me that her name was Priya.

Cue mind going into overdrive and any chances of me remembering what was said afterwards becoming zero.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Had a call related to 'Industrial Deafness' the other week.


I had him like Dom Jolly on his end as I was informing him that he would have to speak up as i used to work in a noisy environment, had him repeat his gambit about 5-6 times before saying "hold on I'll change ears as the other side isn't quite so bad" then doing exactly the same all over again.

 

[rascal]

I am liking your opening line there a lot H.

Just had another encounter with an Indian Call Centre (the male pop. of the forum will relate to what I'm gonna say more than the female pop ((female being singular most of the time)) tbh).
Called Virginmedia for something and got a very lovely sounding Indian of the female variety that informed me that her name was Priya.

Cue mind going into overdrive and any chances of me remembering what was said afterwards becoming zero.

Chances are she was fat, and ugly lid. The better sounding ones always are.

 

[Kiwi]

I had some nice indian chap ringing from microsoft offices to help me with my computer last week. sounded pretty similar to yours Reidy.
I just assumed he was ringing to help me delete the caches of browsing history off my computer

 

[Blue Cheese]

I am liking your opening line there a lot H.

Just had another encounter with an Indian Call Centre (the male pop. of the forum will relate to what I'm gonna say more than the female pop ((female being singular most of the time)) tbh).
Called Virginmedia for something and got a very lovely sounding Indian of the female variety that informed me that her name was Priya.

Cue mind going into overdrive and any chances of me remembering what was said afterwards becoming zero.

I wish I could calmly think of whitty responses to cold calls but unfortunately my fume button goes off as soon as I know it's a call centre.

 

[Lord Buddha]

They wouldn't have gotten past the first sentence if they phoned me.

 

[Sapie88]

Fit on the phone, add 20 stone.

 

[RalphDring]

Pretty old clip, but for those who haven't heard it, always been temped to try something like this..,.

 

[Morag]

Peter Parker or so he said rang me the other day. Said he wanted to talk about my computer (which we don't own) and my sexy body (rang wrong woman obviously). Same fella also rang and got @Groucho. Claimed he was Michael Owen.

 

[ToffeeMark]

Some bloke phoned me about a PPI loan that I had. Then he asked if I'd ever had a loan. No says I. He was a bit flustered at that, "am I Sure?" says he. Yes says I. "Errrr okay then, bye" says he.