A Sweet tale of revenge

[jtl60]

you should of asked him if he wants to buy a car stereo,

I should have, that would have been funny.

I forgot to put in my original post that as well as all the bog standard insults he was shouting whilst veins were popping out of his head and spit going everywhere, it seemed to totally pass him buy that we were 3-0 up and destroying Villa. At one stage Baines lost the ball and the bloke jumped out of his seat and got 50p out of his pocket and shouted " Your **** you are Baines, this is all your worth ( waving the 50p), Warnock is better than you and he can't get into our team"

I told my FD the whole story last night and he is well up for arranging some revenge! We're going to try and see if they will wine & dine us and take us for a round of golf at the Belfry!

 

[LTblue]

This is all very good.

 

[nigelcoyb]

Lovely stuff mate, next time he comes in refer to how many Birmingham City shirts there are wandering round, I go through Cotteridge in brummy land quite a lot and it's true.

 

[bflefc]

When you jib off his company, tell him that you've gone with another firm because they "are considerably more competitive than yow" (in an OTT Brummie accent, as done by that Harry Enfield character).

 

[gheesom]

over the round of golf, tell him about the plonker at the match who was being a complete numpty, during the whole game. especially the 50p bit

 

[Blue bob]

Great story. Love this.

 

[Moomin]

I should have, that would have been funny.

I forgot to put in my original post that as well as all the bog standard insults he was shouting whilst veins were popping out of his head and spit going everywhere, it seemed to totally pass him buy that we were 3-0 up and destroying Villa. At one stage Baines lost the ball and the bloke jumped out of his seat and got 50p out of his pocket and shouted " Your **** you are Baines, this is all your worth ( waving the 50p), Warnock is better than you and he can't get into our team"

I told my FD the whole story last night and he is well up for arranging some revenge! We're going to try and see if they will wine & dine us and take us for a round of golf at the Belfry!

Go for the golf, and eveytime on his back swing shout " ****e "

And, when marking the scores sing " Sign on, sign on "

 

[HibboScoresWeRiot]

Had me in stitches this post!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Karkma does exist. Haha. Nice one.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Well well well. A few weeks back I was at the Villa game and sitting in the Trinity stand at Villa Park with some friends.
There was this fat annoying bloke about two rows in front of me who never stopped screaming ****e all the way through, with all the usual:

"Watch your car stereos lads",
"calm down, calm down"
"Sign on, with a pen in your hand"

Anyway, we are looking for a new printing company at the moment and guess which fat annoying bloke has just been in to try and sell me his companies services?? Oh yes Mr fat annoying prat KMA Scouse ass!!!

( I live near Brum by the way in case the story doesn't make sense)

Hahaha, this is great!

 

[fadedhour]

Amazing. Well done.

 

[scumbag76]

I tell you right now i'd have pissed in his tea and then promptly informed him once he'd finished it

 

[marnie]

My mate years ago (he's a carpenter) and his company make handmade furniture.They made a sort of farm house kitchen table for Bruce Grobbelaar.He was well happy with it.I don't think he would have been that happy if he had crawled underneath it and looked at the underside of it,which had "Everton till I die" beautifully etched in to it with a Stanley knife.

 

[Eminem]

Well well well. A few weeks back I was at the Villa game and sitting in the Trinity stand at Villa Park with some friends.
There was this fat annoying bloke about two rows in front of me who never stopped screaming ****e all the way through, with all the usual:

"Watch your car stereos lads",
"calm down, calm down"
"Sign on, with a pen in your hand"

Anyway, we are looking for a new printing company at the moment and guess which fat annoying bloke has just been in to try and sell me his companies services?? Oh yes Mr fat annoying prat KMA Scouse ass!!!

( I live near Brum by the way in case the story doesn't make sense)

But did you stick it to him so he knew you knew how much of a cockring he is?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Shoulda had some of the lads put his car on bricks and put a knocked up P45 on his windscreen like a parking ticket, I would have emailed his company with the reasons for not using them, so that it would be awaiting him when he arrived back there thinking that he was getting a double order.