A Sweet tale of revenge

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Well well well. A few weeks back I was at the Villa game and sitting in the Trinity stand at Villa Park with some friends.
There was this fat annoying bloke about two rows in front of me who never stopped screaming ****e all the way through, with all the usual:

"Watch your car stereos lads",
"calm down, calm down"
"Sign on, with a pen in your hand"

Anyway, we are looking for a new printing company at the moment and guess which fat annoying bloke has just been in to try and sell me his companies services?? Oh yes Mr fat annoying prat KMA Scouse ass!!!

( I live near Brum by the way in case the story doesn't make sense)
 

I didn't say much to be fair, I was just smirking to myself and shaking my head and sighing when he was discussing prices. I did really over egg the accent though, whenever I spoke I tried my hardest to sound as stereo typical scouse as physically possible just to wind him up.
 

jtl60 said:
I didn't say much to be fair, I was just smirking to myself and shaking my head and sighing when he was discussing prices. I did really over egg the accent though, whenever I spoke I tried my hardest to sound as stereo typical scouse as physically possible just to wind him up.
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ha ha ha, love it, good work !
 
That must have been a marvellous moment when he walked in, you recognized him and realized you had the power to exact revenge.:lol:
 

That has genuinely warmed my heart.

You should've teased him though. Agreed to his price then as he's walking out of the office you should've gone 'NOT!'.

Like Wayne's World lol. That would've been awesome.
 

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