A slip of the tongue

[Kiwi]

Be it something you thought but never intended to say, or when you stumbled over a word and gave your comment a whole new meaning, we've all been there.

I fully expect the GOT community to subvert and sidetrack with crude and unsubtle sexual innuendo and parables about fingering and the time your tongue slipped into the wrong hole, however nonetheless I put it to you.

What is your most inappropriate and unfortunate slip of the tongue?

 

[Boss_Blue]

*prepares hilarious post.

I fully expect the GOT community to subvert and sidetrack with crude and unsubtle sexual innuendo and parables about fingering and the time your tongue slipped into the wrong hole, however nonetheless I put it to you.

*continues reading and gets shot down

 

[Boss_Blue]

I inadvertently implied that @RAFUH was a larger lady once.


I think I got away with it though...

 

[Durham Toffee]

There are some amazing predicted text slips on the web....

 

[Durham Toffee]

 

[Kiwi]

That makes two women I know that name their sex toys

 

[Durham Toffee]

That makes two women I know that name their sex toys

Er....

The other being?

 

[Kiwi]

Er....

The other being?

yer mar lad

 

[Durham Toffee]

your mar lad

Yeah, she said she never quite felt you 'got her there' and so needed something more substantial...

Wait.

That's my mam.

Jesus.

 

[Sapie88]

I fully expect the GOT community to subvert and sidetrack with crude and unsubtle sexual innuendo and parables about fingering and the time your tongue slipped into the wrong hole, however nonetheless I put it to you.

That makes two women I know that name their sex toys

lol

 

[malfosse]

yer mar lad

Text book.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Text book.

Walked into it, didn't I?

 

[Durham Toffee]

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm going to stop now, otherwise this will have to be renamed 'slip of the finger'

 

[malfosse]

Walked into it, didn't I?

*tries really hard not to reply.