A quote for today

[ClausThomsen]

"There’s a sexy female goth sitting beside me in the bus station. Down boy, down."

 

[Groucho]

"There’s a sexy female goth sitting beside me in the bus station. Down boy, down."

Discussion of banned members is prohibited in this snooker club

 

[kev]

"I have had alot of people thinking I'm a fool and trying to take me for one I'm not a pork pie"

Darren78

 

[summerisle]

'Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together' : Elizabeth Taylor.

 

[degsy]

'Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together' : Elizabeth Taylor.

*Puts the phone down...'@Bungle, its for you.'

 

[JammyP]

Lenin "There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks when decades happen."

 

[PITA]

'Koff ya lil'prick

Mrs S to me, many tines every day

Didn't know that you are little.

 

[arch stanton]

Didn't know that you are little.

I'm bang average mate, but 'koff ya bang average prick doesn't roll off the tongue as well

 

[Caolam]

I thought Ben Fogle's attempt to get people to sing happy birthday to the Queen was priceless until he then blamed the idea on his daughter when it met with ridicule.

 

[roydo]

To the staff at shops.

"Thank You".

 

[PITA]

I'm bang average mate, but 'koff ya bang average prick doesn't roll off the tongue as well

I was insinuating that I knew you were a p&%$£ but not little. Never mind, it was only a joke.

 

[Billysgingham.]

I was insinuating that I knew you were a p&%$£ but not little. Never mind, it was only a joke.

Who said that.

 

[PITA]

Who said that.

'Koff ya lil'prick

Mrs S to me, many tines every day

 

[arch stanton]

I was insinuating that I knew you were a p&%$£ but not little. Never mind, it was only a joke.

soz mate, I'll catch up in my own time. You go on ahead.

 

[davmaher]

I used to be Snow White but I drifted

Mae West