A plea xx

[Kurt.]

Hi lads , I need your help if you would be so kind. Now, I’ve not been very well this week and have been mostly confined to bed, it’s some unexplainable disease the doctors can’t fathom which mirrors the symptoms of a bad cold and man flu but it’s much worse. Today was is day 4 and it’s probably the worst so far. I did manage to eat half a pack of wotsits last night but I think the Russians laced them with crushed razor blades and a liquid which causes extreme aching in every limb and muscle in your body.... but I don’t wanna make it sound worse than what is. The reason I started this thread is that I’ve hardly slept for 4 nights and when I do I get weird hallucinations and vivid dreams which just wakes me up again. Whilst up again through the night I happened to peruse Facebook and it was suggested on there that at times like these Forts, Prers, lighting candles on line and likes can actually save people. So my plea to you ...please send your forts and prers my way xx

1 like = 1 paracetamol

 

[Death]

I have severe diabetes. I went to 4 different doctors and they told me it was all in my head. I never realised you could have brain diabetes.

 

[Paris]

I went to the doctor yesterday to get a second opinion, he said that I'm ugly as well.

 

[bluejohn66]

Sounds like a bacterial issue, have you been in the Lisbon bogs recently ?

 

[Yid4life]

I went to the doctor yesterday because my nose looked like a Strawberry, he gave me some cream for it.

 

[Kurt.]

One more thing .... when you send prayers could you whisper them please because the Satan of disease has decided to give me double earache too today :-(

 

[john jako]

Wash your hands and don’t spread it to the sheep.

 

[Kurt.]

What’s this obsession you english have with sheep ?? Weirdos

 

[-Rob-]

ull b wiv da angles soon hun xx

 

[canuckblue]

Do not go gentle into that good night.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Hi lads , I need your help if you would be so kind. Now, I’ve not been very well this week and have been mostly confined to bed, it’s some unexplainable disease the doctors can’t fathom which mirrors the symptoms of a bad cold and man flu but it’s much worse. Today was is day 4 and it’s probably the worst so far. I did manage to eat half a pack of wotsits last night but I think the Russians laced them with crushed razor blades and a liquid which causes extreme aching in every limb and muscle in your body.... but I don’t wanna make it sound worse than what is. The reason I started this thread is that I’ve hardly slept for 4 nights and when I do I get weird hallucinations and vivid dreams which just wakes me up again. Whilst up again through the night I happened to peruse Facebook and it was suggested on there that at times like these Forts, Prers, lighting candles on line and likes can actually save people. So my plea to you ...please send your forts and prers my way xx

1 like = 1 paracetamol

 

[tommye]

Hi lads , I need your help if you would be so kind. Now, I’ve not been very well this week and have been mostly confined to bed, it’s some unexplainable disease the doctors can’t fathom which mirrors the symptoms of a bad cold and man flu but it’s much worse. Today was is day 4 and it’s probably the worst so far. I did manage to eat half a pack of wotsits last night but I think the Russians laced them with crushed razor blades and a liquid which causes extreme aching in every limb and muscle in your body.... but I don’t wanna make it sound worse than what is. The reason I started this thread is that I’ve hardly slept for 4 nights and when I do I get weird hallucinations and vivid dreams which just wakes me up again. Whilst up again through the night I happened to peruse Facebook and it was suggested on there that at times like these Forts, Prers, lighting candles on line and likes can actually save people. So my plea to you ...please send your forts and prers my way xx

1 like = 1 paracetamol

 

[ilikecheese]

You probably just need to eat some cheese. Xx

 

[the sniderman]

die soon please if it saves us from this malcontent.

 

[The binman chronicles]

So sad he'll never get to see Prince Philip pop his clogs. Bet you didn't think you would end up in the dead thread first?