Same ball just diff colour.
Those old orange plastic Trophy footy's. Cor you could get a right 'BLAT' in the face with deflated one of those!
football should look like THIS
other types should be banned, forever.
this is the archetype.
http://www.promotionalmerchandise.co.uk/images/
T/promotional_merchandise_classic_football.jpg
Your opinion has smashed this arguement to smithereens in a manner not unlike a seal cub's skull reacting to the influence of a sturdy wooden clubbing implement. I wholeheartedly agree old chum.