A liverpool fan said to me.....

[Gladystweet]

Hi everyone, hopefully my first ever post. Was having a gander at a utd site and saw something very interesting. It was actually titled "a dipper said to me" but since it was exclusively aimed at our annoying neighbours and their often delusional statements I thought I'd try it out on here. Sorry to plagiarise but couldn't resist. So, a liverpool fan said to me........

 

[Jamo Martinez]

''Youz paid over the odds for Lukaku. We don't do dat.''

 

[Heath]

"It was Chelsea..."

 

[Elong]

"Need a memorial built?"

 

[Username]

Does Rawk not produce enough of these gems?

 

[rascal]

Can we exploit the Cenotaph for further marketing opportunities?

 

[Deloodid]

its gonna be our year

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Dat Can is better dan Zidane lad

 

[Zatara]

A-- "How far is anfield from heathrow and how do I get there on the london underground".

(Said with a straight face yet with no intention to ever watch a live game).

B-- "This will be our year" (started watching them on tv a year ago but already part of the cult)

C--"Steve McMahon is the most knowledgeable pundit in the game" (after watching his biased comments on ESPN Asia).

Gives me a headache thinking about it all.

 

[Guest89]

"We lost 2-0 to Chelsea, not one. Gerrard wasn't to blame"

 

[peteblue]

What time does the Bergen flight leave, YNWA, WGA......

 

[Baines' left foot]

"FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES FIVE TIMES !!!!"

 

[peteblue]

"Stevie told me to book him".......

 

[Minimeister]

"Final piece of the jigsaw...."

 

[Del]

He was in bed at the time