A historical derby chant for Evertonians!

Grogtank · February 6, 2010

A new historically based derby chant for Evertonians!

In honor of my new friends. Here we go!

Everton Everton Everton
Were founding members of the league
We fight, we fight, one, two!
Three's the charm and Preston falls
Champions of the league, FU!

Everton Everton Everton
Houlding's greed turns out the lights
Our stomach's gurgle and turn
We head to the Loo to have a Poo
And out comes the Red [Poor language removed]'s!

(y)

Upper Sturry Sherbets · February 6, 2010

come on, it's only about 8.30 in Las Vegas right now, the bars are still open.

Grogtank · February 6, 2010

I don't drink!

Oh I need to change [Poor language removed] to [Poor language removed]'s. I think it would sound better. I hope when everyone wakes up they see this hehe.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 6, 2010

to the tune of sloop john b.

he wishes he could go now
off to the bernabau
to serve tortillas and skinny lattes for lunch
he wants to go home
he wants to go ho-o-ome
fat spanish waiter
he wants to go home

to ngog.....

are you Rafael's master plan !!!

to lukas......

you're really from breeze-hill !!

torres (if he shows his girly face)......

bruno !! bruno !! bruno !!

mascherano......

what did we do to the argentinians
what did we do to the argentinians
what did we do to the argentinians in the falkland islands
bombed, bombed bombed the bastards
bombed, bombed bombed the bastards
bombed, bombed bombed the bastards
fook off mascherano !!!

to fsw and fls (fat little scouser).......

you're just a pair of knobe'ds
you're just a pair of knobe'ds
send for barnes and mcateer !!!

and to anyone who can hear ....

KOPITES ARE ********S !!!

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 6, 2010

don't forget lads, when they are heading for the exits.....

FIREDRILL !!

IS THERE..... A FIREDRILL ?
IS THERE......A FIREDRILL ?

FOOK OFF TO NORWAY
THIS CITY'S ALL OURS !!

K.R.I.O.C.